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Yamato "Japanese" Whisky

Yamato "Japanese" Whisky

If you’re known by the company you keep, OH BOY do I have a story for you.
Overall Rating: ★☆☆

Macallan 12 Scotch

Macallan 12 Scotch

Today, let’s talk about what I think might be the most overrated whisky on the planet Earth.
Overall Rating: ∅

Glenmorangie X Scotch

Glenmorangie X Scotch

Remember how Lucy would always yank the football away from Charlie Brown before he kicked it? The Glenmorangie X is exactly that in liquid form.
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Dad's Hat Vermouth Finish Rye

Dad's Hat Vermouth Finish Rye

I certainly don’t want to be an asshole when it comes to appraising a small business trying to do something new. As you’ll see in this review, squaring that circle can be a real challenge.
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Martell Blue Swift

Martell Blue Swift

Look, I get it: finding new niches for a product and staying competitive is hard. More than anything I want to reward trying something new. But is aging shit in bourbon barrels literally the only thing distillers feel they can try?
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Johnnie Walker "White Walker" Scotch

Johnnie Walker "White Walker" Scotch

Maybe it’s better if you never watched Game of Thrones. If so, you can fully enjoy the value of a heavily-discounted whisky without ever having to know the details of why the price fell like a rock.
Overall Rating: ★★☆

Seagram's 7 Blended Whiskey

Seagram's 7 Blended Whiskey

Maybe just about the worst whiskey you could buy. I argue it’s so bad, it’s actually instructive of what makes a bad whiskey in general.
Overall Rating: ⦸

Togouchi Blended Japanese Whisky

Togouchi Blended Japanese Whisky

Not only does this stuff flat-out suck, it absolutely strains the limits of credulity to call itself Japanese whisky for reasons I can’t wait to let you in on.
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Evan Williams 1783 Bourbon

Evan Williams 1783 Bourbon

Quite honestly, a product in search of a reason to exist. If there’s a niche it fills, I’m not savvy enough to detect it.
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Highland Park Magnus

Highland Park Magnus

Is it horrendous? No. Is it overpriced and only a shadow of what the distillery has to offer? Absolutely.
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Tullamore DEW

Tullamore DEW

An underachieving whiskey for sure. If you're wondering if the alternative to Bushmills and Jameson is any good, it really isn't.
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Luksusowa Vodka

Luksusowa Vodka

A challenging vodka to spell and pronounce, and an equally challenging vodka to enjoy an entire glass of. A good study in how temperature can drastically change the taste and character of a spirit. 
Overall Rating: ★☆☆